I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
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Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
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On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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