all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
My dick has a subreddit
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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