Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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