I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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