she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
The adults are the big ones right?
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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