it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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