Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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