: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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