me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
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Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
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It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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