So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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