Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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