I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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