Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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