We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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