East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
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FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
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Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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