I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
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he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
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Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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