thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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