Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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