So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.