I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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