well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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