I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
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It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
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Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
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