Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
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Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
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I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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