what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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