if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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