Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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