How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
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ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
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I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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