Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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