Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
