11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
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I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
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You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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