why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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