yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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