Umm I'm too high to move.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I just want to make out with him forever
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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