Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
love makes seman taste better
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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