i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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