what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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