she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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