We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Who died my cat blue again?
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?