U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
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its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
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He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
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Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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