So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Randomize
