you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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