You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
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with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
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I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Randomize
