I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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