On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
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Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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