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i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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