She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
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just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
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We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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