It's Friday. Sex?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
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You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
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It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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