): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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