He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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