There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
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I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
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If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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