OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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