super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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