question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
There r osticjed everywhere
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
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i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
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The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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